Awkward
Hey you, yeah you. I wanna eat your ass.

slomps:

Plot twist: Social and funny in real life, awkward on the internet


luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: batfag)


weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports


i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)


pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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youngblackandvegan:

yeah no

i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

so na

miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

because there is a line

and way too many people cross it